Synopsis: When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours — in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down.

Thoughts: Holy shit. I have never posted so many bullshit trailers in one day. I am not mad because a Smurfs movie is being made. I am mad that it is so typical. Before the trailer even got to it, I knew I was going to see “smurf’d” pop up. Sure enough, the word “smurf’d” is plastered across the screen. Then the catch phrase “smurf happens” appears on screen. Really? American kids are dumb because we entertain them with dumb movies.

Ok, enough ranting. Sorry, I think I just snapped from 3 terrible trailers I have seen today. Seriously though… SMURF’D! Ten bucks the line “you got smurf’d” is going to be said in this movie. Don’t look at your sword Rob. Don’t do it. Nooooo….

The Smurfs star Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Sofia Vergara, Jonathan Winters, Katy Perry, Hank Azaria, Alan Cumming, George Lopez, Jeff Foxworthy, and Paul Reubens. Directed by Raja Gosnell.